Amen To That

American flag count: 1, plus the backgrounds on shirt and the sign. No idea what the other flags here are.

L'Obàma

Respect Are Country

Protip: Don't cover up one sign with another unless the first one really sucks.

American flag count: 2

That Would Require A Rather Large Sole

Forced Taxation Equals Slavery

Actual American flag count: 3, maybe? Plus the flag-patterned Dr. Seuss hats. And the flag-themed pom-poms.

OBAMA HALF-BREED MUSLIN

Lets Keep The Tea

L For Libertarian

You Ar

American flag count: 0 (not counting the image of the flag on th other guy's shirt)
Gadsden flag count: 2

I Before E, Except...

American flag count: 1.

I've Made A Huge Mistake.

American flag count: 3

Cunning Linguists: Minutemen Edition

Cunning Linguists

Does that sign in the back say "Texas Not A Mexican Colony"?

American flag count: 1

Thank You Fox News

American flag count: 1 (as background of sign)

Not A Extremist

Honk For Englih

American flag count: 2, plus two star-patterned pieces of headwear

At least she spelled "thief" right.

From the Latin poly- ("many") and -tian ("hurrrr").

Apparently, there are no Christians in Kenya.

American flag count: 2

Always check your spellchecker.

American flag count: 1, plus one star-patterned headscarf.

no relation to Christopher Plummer

God only knows what the front of his sandwich board says.

American flag count: 2 (unless the one hiding behind the sandwich board is something else)

No Socialest

American flag count: 0
Confederate naval battle flag count: 1
People-who-know-that-this-flag-wasn't-the-national-flag-of-the-Confederacy count: Unknown, but likely 0

Where, Obama, Where?

American flag count: 2 articles of flag-patterned clothing, 0 actual flags

The borror... the borror...

American flag count: 1

A Nation In Crisis

The Height of Descent

The Littlest Lolbertarians

I'm a dog, don't make me pay YOUR mortgage.